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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
$18.99
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Contemporary Romance – Holiday Rom-Com, Fake Dating, Small-Town Shenanigans
Book Rating: ⭐8/10
Spicy Rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ 3/5
Description:
In Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal, what starts as a harmless holiday favor spirals into festive chaos when a fake relationship becomes the town’s favorite rumor. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, meddling locals, and undeniable chemistry, this Christmas rom-com follows two unlikely partners as they navigate mistletoe mishaps, escalating attraction, and the very real feelings sneaking in behind the act. It’s cozy, flirty, and full of heart—perfect for readers who want romance with their holiday cheer.
Trope/Mood:
Holiday romance; fake dating; small-town antics; forced proximity; opposites attract; witty banter; light angst; warm, funny, and festive with feel-good vibes and moderate spice.
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